My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Commentary:
"Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"

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