My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot β€” and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot β€” and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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“Story of my life: always parking my heart’s hopes in the ‘No Cars Allowed’ zone! 🏍️💔😂”

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