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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror…

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror…

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"Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark 🕯️😱 But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, fear, film, flashlight, health, horror, horror film, humor, mental, mental health, reliability on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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