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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Talents: eating!

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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93 shares on TikTok this month:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

84 shares on Threads this month:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

85 shares on X this month:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Trending via WeChat:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Breaking via Instagram:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Talents: eating!

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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