My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.