My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"

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