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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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"Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฆ„"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, cat, cats, food, humor, knowledge, lasagna, pizza, turtle, turtles on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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