Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
  • My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.
  • The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
  • Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.
  • Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”