My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.