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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.