My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.