My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃”

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