My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?