Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
  • I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
  • Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.
  • They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
  • Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.