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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Seen just now on Slack:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Jan 24, 2025

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Spotted on Threads:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Trending via Slack:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Reported on WeChat:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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