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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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