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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.