Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
  • Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.
  • Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.
  • Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
  • What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.
  • Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.