Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
  • Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
  • Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.
  • A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.
  • Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.
  • I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.