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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

28 shares on Discord this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Trending via Messenger:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Breaking via Instagram:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Just landed via WeChat:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Going viral on Facebook:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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