Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.