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"Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

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60 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Going viral on Facebook:

Happy new fear!

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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