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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?