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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025
It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don't have salt.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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