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Home Funny Quotes Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Commentary:
"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"

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