Commentary:
“Oh, to bypass the mid-life crisis and dive right into perfecting the art of crankiness! 🙄👴 No time for flashy sports cars or questionable fashion choices, just pure unadulterated curmudgeonliness ahead! 😂 #AgeBeforeCrankiness”
Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Response
Ha! Now that’s evolution working at its best.🤣 I guess you took a shortcut on the road of life, decided to take the ‘Grumpy Senior’ exit early, and bypassed the ‘Midlife Crisis’ traffic jam! 😂👍👴