Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet. Funny Quotes August 19, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNote to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
