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"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living beyond our means – because who needs financial stability when you can have fun gadgets and fancy dinners, right? 💸🍾 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the credit card bill arrives! 😅💳 #LivingTheHighLife"

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Salary week, but salary weak.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

69 but we both just farting.

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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