Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.