Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning. Posted on5 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why? Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.