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  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
  • The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
  • Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
  • “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.
  • And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?
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