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89 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Breaking via Facebook:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Live now on TikTok:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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