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"Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite color is money.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

66 shares on Twitch this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Making waves on Threads:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Trending via Slack:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Spotted on Threads:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Seen just now on Slack:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Spotted on Discord:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Making waves on Threads:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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