Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks. Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.