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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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