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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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2 months ago

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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66 shares on Messenger this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

92 shares on Threads this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Making waves on Discord:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Breaking via Facebook:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Freshly posted on X:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Trending via Threads:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Live now on TikTok:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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