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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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