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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they donโ€™t try to weigh you.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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