On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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“Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here’s the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet”

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