Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
  • I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
  • Why have abs when you can have kebabs?
  • Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!