Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic case of polarity leading to nudity! 🔥 Who knew opposing forces had such a steamy connection? 😏 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a sock! 🧦🙊" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge. The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?” Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
