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Whatโ€™s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Boys are disgusting. Canโ€™t believe I like these things.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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The worst is when itโ€™s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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I walk around like everythingโ€™s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Still canโ€™t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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You know itโ€™s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you canโ€™t pronounce the name.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Just once Iโ€™d like to hear a doctor say, โ€œYour guess is as good as mine.โ€

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Trending via WeChat:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Just landed via Facebook:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Making waves on Discord:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Trending via YouTube:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when weโ€™re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Just landed via Threads:

Iโ€™ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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You truly donโ€™t realize how young 20 is until youโ€™re not 20 anymore.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Sorry Iโ€™m late. The door said PULL, but I donโ€™t believe everything I read.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Breaking via Discord:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Reported on Telegram:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Breaking via Instagram:

Somethั–ng wrong ั–n your lั–fe? Thereโ€™s a nap for that.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Canโ€™t. Typing a password into a TV.

Making waves on Instagram:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Seen just now on Instagram:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesnโ€™t explode.

Going viral on Facebook:

I canโ€™t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Just landed via Threads:

I canโ€™t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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