Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol’ days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors

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