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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.