Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
  • This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
  • I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.
  • Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
  • I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.