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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Just landed via TikTok:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Going bananas on Discord:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Just landed via Discord:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Just landed via Messenger:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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62 shares on TikTok this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

75 shares on Discord this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

52 shares on Slack this month:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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Just landed via Discord:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Going viral on X:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Breaking via Twitch:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Just landed via WeChat:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Making waves on Instagram:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Going bananas on YouTube:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Going viral on Discord:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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