Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
- I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
- I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.
- I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
- The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.
