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"Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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