Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.
  • My favorite color is money.
  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.
  • A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.