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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Humorous quote about laziness with playful words, saying they chose sleep over chasing dreams.

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"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜„ #DreamBigButNapHard"



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