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Home Funny Quotes People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"

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