People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.