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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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