Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Commentary:
“Asking a bookworm if they’ll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they’ll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let’s not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture”

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