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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.