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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me a…

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me a…

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"Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, ask, cravings, desire, ever, food, humor, i, me, mean, meaning, offer, say, snack, time on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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