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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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My life coach traded me.