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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.