Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed. Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.