Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed. Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar. Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.