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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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19 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

22 shares on X this month:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Making waves on Reddit:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Going viral on X:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Broadcasted on Slack:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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Just shared via TikTok:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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