Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 24, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRemember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
