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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before…

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before…

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"🎅🎄 Checking your elf is the ultimate holiday to-do list item! 📋 Don't let an elf oversight cause a shelf catastrophe – the stakes are high in Shelf Management this Christmas season! 🧝🧐 #ElfOnTheShelf #HolidayPrep"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged check, Christmas, elf, festive, holiday, humor, need, pun, remember, shelf on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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