Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRespect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you. I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.