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Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Going viral on Discord:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Going viral on X:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Seen just now on Instagram:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Making waves on TikTok:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Shared recently on Facebook:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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59 shares on YouTube this month:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

33 shares on X this month:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Spotted on Telegram:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Just shared via Twitch:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Just shared via TikTok:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Just landed via Messenger:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Just shared via Twitch:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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