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"Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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