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"Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

66 shares on Telegram this month:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

47 shares on X this month:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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