Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.