Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.