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  • A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
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  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
  • If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.