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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.