Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.
  • Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.
  • Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.
  • There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.