Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text. Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house. Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.