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  • Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
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  • Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.
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  • The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.
  • I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.