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"Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"

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90 shares on Reddit this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

91 shares on X this month:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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