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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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