Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it's liking other girls' pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
“Looks like your sex robot is taking ‘Boyfriend Mode’ a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it’ll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama”

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