Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!