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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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62 shares on Twitch this month:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

13 shares on Slack this month:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

70 shares on Messenger this month:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

23 shares on X this month:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Going viral on YouTube:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Going bananas on X:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Live now on LinkedIn:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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