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Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? 🚗💨 Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! 😅 #TrafficJamThrills

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23 shares on Slack this month:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

60 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Spotted on Slack:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Making waves on TikTok:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Going viral on Twitch:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Going viral on Reddit:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Making waves on Telegram:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Just shared via Twitch:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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