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  • British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”
  • Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
  • “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.
  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
  • I’ve got midlife crises older than you.
  • She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.