She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.