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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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71 shares on YouTube this month:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

32 shares on Telegram this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

21 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Just shared via Telegram:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Just landed via YouTube:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Making waves on Discord:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Making waves on Slack:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Making waves on YouTube:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Going viral on Discord:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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