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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Live now on Discord:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Trending via Instagram:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Seen just now on Threads:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Making waves on Discord:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Live now on Twitch:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Trending via YouTube:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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"Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Spotted on Messenger:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Just shared via YouTube:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Going viral on Telegram:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Seen just now on Slack:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Just shared via Reddit:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Trending via Pinterest:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Broadcasted on X:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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