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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Simplicity is so complicated.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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Simplicity is so complicated.

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Simplicity is so complicated.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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